He’s the man…..
At least, by all appearances…..
Ok, I’m sorry… It’s just that you don’t fit the norm…oh, that’s right, what’s normal???
Ok, I will be reasonable! But here’s the thing, you have been behaving very strangely, lately. Each night you lead the girls to the chicken coop automatic door….and YOU are always the first in line. The girls are content. Then I find you in the dark, out in front of the MAN DOOR! Yes, the main door to the shed…this is not YOUR door, it is my DOOR! What? No, I am not a man…just stuff it! (opps!)
Michelangelo, you are the sweetest, most docile, MAN chicken I know…(I don’t know any others) but what’s with this nocturnal stuff? Are you not happy with the girls? I bet the girls are happy with you, (now that you are outside at night).
If it helps any, in April, I will be getting three more chickens……just for you. What do you think of that?
WHAT DID YOU SAY????